Dentist’s hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman’s hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Architect’s hymn: The Church’s One Foundation
Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy
Golfer’s Hymn: There Is a Green Hill Far Away
Politician’s Hymn: Standing on the Promises
Optometrist’s Hymn: Open My Eyes that I May See
Electrician’s Hymn: Send the Light
Shopper’s Hymn: Sweet By and By
Taxpayer’s Hymn: I Surrender All
Gossip’s Hymn: I Love To Tell The Story

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