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Check out these holy bloopers from REAL church bulletins!   

• Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
• The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
• The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Reverend and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
• The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
• Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.
• Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.