Actual mistakes found in church bulletins (not ours, though!):

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.