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Check out these holy bloopers from REAL church bulletins!   

  •    The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
  •    The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
  •    A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
  •    The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
  •    Men’s Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted.
  •    If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
  •    The agenda was adopted…the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.

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Longmont, CO 80501

(303) 776 - 3523


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