When it comes to communicating with God, children can be quite open and honest. Here are some gems that will make your day.
Dear God,
Daddy says your bigger than anything. Are you bigger than SHAQ!?!?!
Dear God –
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Ginny
Dear God,
Are you a ninja? Is that why I can’t see you?
Jacob
dear God,
please change the taste of asparugus. Its gross. Thanks.
Sarah
Dear God,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest invention
Ruth M.
God,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love,
Chris
Dear Jesus,
Please don’t come back before the next Cars movie.
Stevie
Dear God,
If you give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Raphael
Dear God,
If you let the dinasor not exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Jonathan
Dear God,
We read Thos. Edison made light. But in Sun. school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerly,
Donna
Dear God,
There isn’t school in heaven is there?
Jack
Dear God,
I have scary dreems at night. Where do they come from, or should I ask the devil that?
Billy
Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Peter
Dear God,
My turtle died. Is she there with you? If so, she likes lettuce.
Susie
Dear God,
My mommy told me whut you do. Who does it when you r on vacashun?
Jemmy
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