When it comes to communicating with God, children can be quite open and honest. Here are some gems that will make your day.

 

Dear God,

Daddy says your bigger than anything. Are you bigger than SHAQ!?!?!

 

Dear God –

Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Ginny

 

Dear God,

Are you a ninja? Is that why I can’t see you?

Jacob

 

dear God,

please change the taste of asparugus. Its gross. Thanks.

Sarah

 

Dear God,

I think the stapler is one of your greatest invention

Ruth M.

 

God,

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Love,

Chris

 

Dear Jesus,

Please don’t come back before the next Cars movie.

Stevie

 

Dear God,

If you give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Raphael

 

Dear God,

If you let the dinasor not exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Jonathan

 

Dear God,

We read Thos. Edison made light. But in Sun. school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.

Sincerly,

Donna

 

Dear God,

There isn’t school in heaven is there?

Jack

 

Dear God,

I have scary dreems at night. Where do they come from, or should I ask the devil that?

Billy

 

Dear God,

Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Peter

 

Dear God,

My turtle died. Is she there with you? If so, she likes lettuce.

Susie

 

Dear God,

My mommy told me whut you do. Who does it when you r on vacashun?

Jemmy

 

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